Must be like some finishing school or something. DONKEY: I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken. The man shoves him inside the carriage and enters after him. DONKEY: Uhhh--I gotta go to the bathroom. After a moment of silence, the two burst out laughing. Stop it! Edit Edit source History Talk (0) Seagull Seal Crab Shark Octopus Seahorse Jellyfish Whale Eel Penguin Polar Bear Walrus Categories . SHREK: Yeah?..Oh! LILLIAN: Well, lets not just sit here with our tummies rumbling. You cant lock us up like this! Shrek 2 is an action-adventure video game published by Activision and released in 2004. Harold runs over to them. I guess uh me and Pinocchio was gonna catch a tournament, anyway, so uh. maybe Ill see yall Sunday for a barbecue or somethin'. This page's transcript is incomplete for the following reason: Messed/Unfixed, Missing more speakers & actions PUSS: I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad. The crowd cheers and Puss and Donkey take to the stage. SHREK: Midnight?! Shrek opens the gates and they head inside. Hold the phone. As she takes the towel away from her face, she sees her reflection in the mirror; she is a human again. Gingy throws it to the Three Blind Mice who don't catch it. Shrek and Puss laugh. DONKEY: Oh, OK. All right, cool. Donkey screams in pain. It is loosely based on William Steig's 1990 fairy tale picture book Shrek!, and somewhat serves as a parody film, targeting other films adapted . PUSS: We will cheer you up! Fiona looks back and gives Harold a confused look before Charming nudges her closer. You know I had the hardest time finding this place. A pair of bright green eyes appear from the darkness. HAROLD: Uh, darling. Now lets go bond with Daddy. Move 'em on! SHREK: (chuckling) Its a bit early to be thinking about that, isnt it? GODMOTHER: Oh! GINGY: I hate these ball shows! Pirates and witches sit at the tables. EVER. Nice day for a parade, huh? One is a figure of a knight, who is about to slay a fallen ogre. HAROLD: Shall we say 7:30 by the old oak? Oh, sweetheart. The crowd claps. There you are. CHARMING: Im just playing the part, Fiona. "Im an ogre!" CHARMING: Oh, put it away, Junior! Two Renaissance Wraps, no mayo chili ring GODMOTHER: Yeah, one Medieval Meal and Harold curly fries? The carriage hits a bump and Donkey screams behind them. Stop them! Various makeup appliances begin to pester Fiona. They head inside and walk down a hallway, which leads to another set of doors. DONKEY: What? How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed? ISAN. Oh! Do you want me to pack for you? Fan Feed More Moviepedia Wiki. Shrek sniffs the potion and sneezes mucus onto a mushroom. FIONA: And we'll all live happily ever after! SHREK: Dad. Happy, happy, happy! Buy em drinks! Later, the potion has dried up and Fairy Godmother shouts at the doves. Come on, little kitty. And if you think that Ill be smearing VapoRub all over your chest, think again! They run happily thru a meadow where an angry mob emerges chasing after them. GODMOTHER: Oh, sweet pea! After a brief silence, Fiona goes up to hug Lillian and Harold. FIONA: DadIve been thinking about what you said. SHREK: Well, well, well, Donkey. The carriage is stopped at a drive-thru window. Puss puts on his cute, guilty face. Oooh, look at you, you're all umgrown up. Ow! Look whos telling who to lighten up! Oh, arent they adorable! Well, heres to us, Fiona. DONKEY: Well, I guess there is one thing Donkey drops the act and Puss jumps out from behind him, pointing his sword at the nobleman. Behind them, Harold enters inside wearing his cloak. Shrek and Donkey stand confused until Puss finally spits out a hairball. I dont think you realize that our daughter has married a monster! Mongo tries to drink from the giant cup, but drops it after nothing comes out of it. Is that you? I think itd be better if the Fairy Godmother didnt know we were here. GODMOTHER: Harold! The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. He is now a handsome, human man. I dont think so. And oh, we used to walk down by the lily pond and they were in bloom. PUSS: Amigo, we are off to the Kit-Kat Club. You always need someone to do the back of your hair. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are sitting at the bar with their drinks. The bouquet was delicious. What? I think I feel something coming on. Mongo starts to pull down the drawbridge. You see, II need to have someone taken care of. And theres some question as to why that is? The crowd gasps, the fanfare dies off, and one of the doves smacks into a wall and falls dead to the ground. Someday, I will repay you! I know you never get a second chance at a first impression, but, well, what do you think? Coming! DONKEY: Let me go!! Fiona leans against the window and looks out. INT. A sign reads "200 miles to Away". I thought I might find you here. Customers come running out of the building. It is a sequel to the previous film . And well, nowwere sexy! A loud crowd has now amassed behind them. Move em on! [The film begins with a book like the first film and opens by itself, it's pages turning as a male voice narrates like before] Male Voice: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Gingy takes the key and runs across Pinocchio's nose as it continues to grow with each denial. FIONA'S BEDROOM. From up above on a catwalk, the three look out at the factory. SHREK: There it is, Mongo! My mother, she is sick. Ooo, pantyhose! Shrek puts the hazmat suit on which only manages to cover his head. The book opens revealing a picture of lovely princess running over a field with a fairy-tale castle in the background. ] An announcer pulls out a scroll and reads it aloud. He will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me! Fear me, if you dare! He looks up from the scroll and stares at Shrek. Hes down on Drury Lane. Whos this?! Gingy eventually reaches Shrek and uses the key to free Shrek, Donkey, and Puss. Shrek goes to open the door but hears Fiona crying. I was just reading a, uha scary book. Lets crash this party! But it was his destiny to climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to pull back the gossamer curtains to find her [ the prince gasps, seeing the Big Bad Wolf in Fiona's place ] Wolf: What? Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. The woman floats up to her and pops the bubble. Guards rush around the top of the walls as the Captain of the Guards shouts orders. Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing. Shrek groans. Now give me that bottle. Fiona grabs the rose and puts it in her mouth, stopping him. DONKEY: Thats more like it! DONKEY: Alright you dont have to get huffy with me, Im only trying to help. Is everything all right, Father? DONKEY: Oh, sweet sister, mother of mercy. Donkey leaps up and over the group of guards and they chase after them. Puss walks up with two women by his side. We need a little time, you know, to be together. Godmother addresses the crowd and conjures herself a flashy, red dress. They get closer towards each other and glare into each other's eyes. Already our minds are becoming one. Is it on? Dont you, honey? [chuckles]. 0 references. LILLIAN: You wouldnt have had anything to do with thiswould you, Harold? Transcript A light shines down on a storybook. Harold tries to get the attention of the bartender. Aladdin (2019)/Transcript. A.K.A. BLIND MOUSE: Pardon me, would you mind letting me go? Off in the distance they see the large kingdom of Far Far Away. Weve got to stop that kiss! Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon. Nobody said I have the right to remain silent! Right, Harold? Shark Tale; Kung Fu Panda 2 (transcript) Rise of the Guardians (transcript) The Emoji Movie (transcript) The Star (transcript) Early Man (transcript) Ice Age . Shrek, still carrying Donkey and Puss, dodges the arrows and jumps onto a conveyer belt. His life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc exiles a vast number of fairy-tale creatures, who inadvertently end up in the swamp. The battle axe is tossed into Harold's hands. The coaches are lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffets curds and whey! O-otherwise Im up all night. Love, the King and Queen of Far Far Away. He sighs and leans his back to the door. Categories Categories: Transcripts; DreamWorks Transcripts; Shrek Transcripts; Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. Please! Now heres our chance. Two knights restrain him with an animal capture device and one lifts a dime bag off of him. Ah. Fine! SHREK: Look! FIONA: Ugh! Mom and Dad look happy to see us. Help; in: Transcripts, DreamWorks Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts. FIONA: Mom, dad. Godmother hands Charming the axe. Charming, who is now standing up from his seat, is sat down by Godmother and shushed. Right away. Shrek pulls out the business card he took from Fairy Godmother earlier. [clears throat] "Dearest Princess Fiona. Donkey runs back over to the fireplace and Shrek groans in frustration. Fiona has her hand on Charming's arm as they walk down the steps. DONKEY: Oh its kind of a long story but, see, Shrek and I took some magic potion. A good use for your mouth. SHREK: I guess it means itll affect Fiona, too. Shrek stares back at Fiona, still asleep, then sighs. The playback stops. Shrek covers Puss' mouth with his finger. You are a lot easier on the eyes. Suddenly, thunder sounds and gray clouds move in above them. Down here! DONKEY: I say we take the sword and neuter him right here. HAROLD: No, no, hes right. W--w--we dont even have dental. GODMOTHER: What? He forces his way in and to see Fairy Godmother floating next to Fiona, who has the puppy in her arms. PUSS: Ha-ha! HAROLD: Yes, he is a bitdifferent, but people change for the ones they love. PUSS: Whatever happens, I must not cry! LILLIAN: So, Fiona, tell us about where you live. Shrek and Fiona hold each other's hands as they are engulfed in a magical aura and float into the air. You could at least give them a chance. Shrek looks up as the guards pour down more liquid onto Mongo. Im here to make it all better. DONKEY: Shrek! Get us out of here! SHREK: Oh, aye! Lillian cringes. But not the way I feel about you. B. Bartok the Magnificent (1999)/Transcript. CHARMING: Uhhthe potion changed a lot of things, Fiona. Shrek pushes Fiona out of the way and to the ground. Thats what I like to hear. Shrek 2 is a 2004 animated film in which Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage, not knowing that the newlyweds are both ogres. Godmother steps out the balcony and flies away in the pink carriage with Kyle driving. Lillian looks around nervously and Harold angrily stares at Shrek. Donkey stands in the doorway. Just get this place cleaned up! Just tell me where I can find this ogre. HAROLD: So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be--. GODMOTHER: Have Fiona drink this and shell fall in love with the first man she kisses, which will be Charming. Donkey opens the door, and Shrek and Fiona look up, puzzled. DONKEY: That Shrek is a rascally devil. Doris sets a bottle of milk on the table. SHREK: You know, shockingly, this isnt making me feel any better. FIONA'S CHILDHOOD ROOM. CHARMING: Mmm, cherry flavored. Shrek cautiously waves at an angry mob, who to his surprise, smile and wave back at him. Charming uses his bow to shoot a roped arrow to a wooden post on the other side and uses it as a zipline. Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other. I dont think they can hear us, pigeon. Harold walks back inside the bedroom. She goes over to the piano player snapping her fingers. Now, where were we? Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. The dog continues to bark and Shrek roars in its face. SHREK: Oh, will you look at the time! SHREK: Hello? Pinocchio, with key in hand, jumps and the pigs lowers down by his strings. HAROLD: Ah! (laughing) I know you aint talking about the swamp! Police brutality!!! LILLIAN: Try to at least pretend youre interested in your daughters wedding ball. JOAN: Oh, tired old thingwhos this? SHREK: TGIF, eh, buddy? Shrek chuckles while Puss laughs loudly and they walk on. Sorry! Shrek scoops him up into his arms and begins walking with Donkey. GODMOTHER: So Fiona and Charming will be together. HAROLD: I mean you cant force someone to fall in love! Give him the Bob Barker treatment! The wolf, busy reading a magazine, is annoyed by the interruption. He turns the page to the next entry in the diary. Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac? SHREK Donkey, what are you doing here? Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. Were from the union. He then stares at a poster of a handsome man named Sir Justin stuck to the bottom of the canopy above them. GODMOTHER: And what does he find? You still look like a noble steed to me. Shrek picks Puss up by the back of the neck. FIONA: Um, actually--Donkey? Where is she? PINOCCHIO: I'mI am wearing ladies underwear. FIONA: But its the old one I fell in love with, Dad. It would be an honor to lay my life on the line for you. What? I ain't never got over that. Hansel and Gretel skip down the carpet hand in hand, tossing bread crumbs along their path. Aw, lets keep him! DONKEY: And lets face it. Harold and Lillian look on with concern. Puss climbs on top of his head and grabs it. GODMOTHER: Ogres dont live happily. The guards pour down a giant vat of the liquid onto Mongo's head. SHREK: Donkey, you have the right to remain silent! HAROLD: Fine! Shrek 2 Script [man's voice] Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. SHREK: Look. The furniture move back to their original positions. GODMOTHER: Ill make you fancy, Ill make you great. The door shuts and the mouse runs into it. He is lowered back to the ground. PRICILLA: Well, hi there! GODMOTHER: Hello, Far, Far Away! A bridge from the main land connects to an island. Id like to dedicate this song toPrincess Fiona and Prince Shrek. Puss picks up the discarded potion bottle and reads the label. GODMOTHER: (in disbelief) Your husband? Five more of the dronkeys come flying in and jump all over Donkey. DONKEY: Hey man, you wanna get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face? JILL: "Shrek"? Dragon blows a cloud in the shape of a heart. Charming pulls his sword out from its sheath and starts swinging it around. HAROLD: Darling? AFTER!!!!!!!!! GODMOTHER: Charming. DONKEY: Hey, Shrek. The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty WomanNo, no, no, no, no! Donkey: Or Shrek 2: Donkey's Revenge? SHREK: Gee, thanks. Knock em out! Potions are put onto conveyor belts. Queen : [taking him in her hand] You're more that man today than you ever were - warts and all. Fiona looks hesitantly at Charming and then back at Godmother. Let me go! (sighs) Im sorry, all right? A frog ribbit is heard from inside the chestplate. GODMOTHER: [singing] Your fallen tears have called to me / So, here comes my sweet remedy / I know what every princess needs / For her to live life happily. SHREK: Thats OK, buddy. Harold tosses a small sack onto the table. Fiona gest out of bed and walks over to the mirror to wash her face. 11. Shrek 2. They see flashing lights accompanied by booming sounds coming from a doorway to their right. Well arent you two a sight for sore eyes! Neither Harold nor Lillian appear to be approving. Puss leaps back over them, cartwheeling in the air, lands back in his boots and picks up his hat and sword. GODMOTHER: No no no no, thats all right. Ha-ha! The guards pour hot, bubbling liquid into a set of machinery. Fiona turns to Shrek, who is clearly not enjoying this. Shrek, unsure of how to eat the food on his plate properly, plops it in his mouth, and grins with the food still stuck in his teeth.